- Interviewer: what's your favourite lyric from your latest album?
- Rian: "everyone's gettin kinda drunk, I think some dude just grabbed my junk"
- Alex: yeh, that one was deep, I cried writing it
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid
I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face
Do you ever look at someone and then look at yourself and get sad
do you ever just
dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then
that one person that everyone loves but you dont and you just
- my parents: your teenage years are the best years of your life!
- me: you mean it gets worse
it only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby
doES THAT NOT BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE AT LEAST THERE SHOULD BE SOME FLOUR OR SOMETHING
well hey at least theres eggs
i am actually so self-conscious to the point where if someone is looking at me i literally feel like they’re thinking and picking out all of my flaws dear god.
- me watching a movie: omg i saw that gif
- me watching a trailer: omg i saw that gif
- me watching an advert: omg i saw that gif
- me watching a tv show: omg i saw that gif
- me watching an interview: omg i saw that gif
- me watching something new: omg i hope someone makes a gif of that soon
how do people enjoy running wtf
i need a hobby besides blogging and getting sad over cute boys