• Interviewer: what's your favourite lyric from your latest album?
  • Rian: "everyone's gettin kinda drunk, I think some dude just grabbed my junk"
  • Alex: yeh, that one was deep, I cried writing it

hownowbrownseacow:

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Fantastic.

im-kellin-myself:

Do you ever look at someone and then look at yourself and get sad

mishasteaparty:

do you ever just

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prince-warp:

dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then 

lolsofunny:

that one person that everyone loves but you dont and you just

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  • my parents: your teenage years are the best years of your life!
  • me: you mean it gets worse

balancethroughthatturn:

gaycrusader:

it only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby

doES THAT NOT BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE AT LEAST THERE SHOULD BE SOME FLOUR OR SOMETHING

well hey at least theres eggs

i am actually so self-conscious to the point where if someone is looking at me i literally feel like they’re thinking and picking out all of my flaws dear god.

  • me watching a movie: omg i saw that gif
  • me watching a trailer: omg i saw that gif
  • me watching an advert: omg i saw that gif
  • me watching a tv show: omg i saw that gif
  • me watching an interview: omg i saw that gif
  • me watching something new: omg i hope someone makes a gif of that soon

helloopandee:

how do people enjoy running wtf

jamsfranca:

i need a hobby besides blogging and getting sad over cute boys

lvysaur:

sluttyoliveoil:

lvysaur:

lvysaur:

when i say peeka you say boo

peeka

chu

shut the fuck up